How Not To Run A Blog

First, do not make a blog actually expecting people to get on it. If you wanna be an internet superhero, you just have to bide your time and keep being awesome (Camille).

Second, actually have something to write about. Because if you don't then you are a poor soul who needs a life and to lift your butt cheeks out of the chair before they leave a permenant impression and you can never leave.


Thank you,


RazzleDazzle

Really?

So today it has come to my attention that the female species (with the exception of few) are poorly misguided. They hate each other. With a passion.
Seriously.
Girls are not getting dressed up for men.
They dress for other women.
If a girl walks passed another girl and struts like she's on the catwalk, she is not trying to grab the male attention. She is trying to piss off every other woman in the vicinity. And if the other women are like "gah, that whore", she's like "Yes Bitch. Revel in my whoreish glory." You cannot seriously tell me that that's not friggin' off.

So...

So I have never posted stuff like this before but I figured, hey what the hell, I'll try something new. So it's 12:37 at night and I am sitting home alone. Again. And my friend Camille made a new blog (icedfreakintea.blogspot.com)(check it out) and I thought it sounded cool. So I made one. That's it. Plain and simple. :D